Noel D. Chittock

( Hexed Private )

Quidditch is a stupid sport anyway.

I thought London was gonna be pretty lame at first, but it turned out pretty cool. I wanted to go see my grandmother while she was filming her WV show, but then someone pointed out that we were supposed to be doing Muggle stuff on the trip so I ended up not going even though I dont think Belby or Trimble would have even noticed if I ran off to join the circus while we were in London. BUT UH YEAH HEY TOM CAN WE GO SEE GRANDMA SOMETIME AND MAYBE BRING PEOPLE???? She likes you more than me.

Me and Lena took Ducky on a sightseeing trip!!! Even though all the Muggles we ran into were really confused when I was asking them what were good places to take a duck to see in London. We went to Hyde Park and played in the Thames but they wouldn't let us take Ducky into any of the museums since I guess Muggles don't think educating ducks is any more important than Hogwarts professors do. They should have at least let us into the Maritime museum since ducks are totally important to that sort of thing!! But the good news is that I don't think Ducky is wanting to eat people as much anymore!!!!

Uhhhh Halloween is soon and I dunno what I wanna be. Any suggestions???? And then its Hogsmeade (are we still going together Lena???) and then the match and obviously there are way too many important things happening soon to worry too much about homework.

Hey Rhys what do you want for your birthday????????

This week has been really really boring. All I did was school stuff and prefect stuff and none of the prefect stuff was even that exciting. Well I did get to confiscate some candy from a Third year but it was really gross stuff so that wasn't even worth it.

I think I'm gonna go see the best way to slide down the stairs near Grunhilde the Graceful's statue on the fourth floor. It'll totally be an experiment and that's academic and stuff so none of the professors can yell at me. HA!

And uhhhm other stuff. I think I might be allergic to broccoli.

( Hexed to Tom )

( Hexed to Lena! )

( Hexed to Rhys )

( Hexed to Lena )

( Hexed to Tom )

( Not hexed private, but rather eye searing! )

RHYS WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE ONE OF DUCKY'S PARENTS STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Lena was a way better mum Stupid Gol

( Hexed to Lena )

So yeah uhhhh Quidditch practise was GREAT but now I ache all over. Do people always practise so much???? But whatever I'm definitely gonna catch the Snitch before stupid Tom does so I'll practise as much as I have to.

I think there's a paper due in Charms or Transfigurations but whatever I think I'm gonna go practise some more or something that isn't totally boring.

( Hexed to Rhys )

( Hexed to Rhys )

( Hexed to Lena )

( Hexed to Hugh )

( Hexed to Tom )

Hey Lena someone sent us a duck. Like. A real one.

Um its not dead either. Someone in Slytherin did send us a dea

Uh here let me get a picture.

( photo spellotaped into journal )

I dunno what we should do with it.

ATTENTION HOGWARTS!!!

Please send any of your unwanted stuffed animals to:

Noel Chittock
5th Year Boys Dorm
Gryffindor Tower

Me and Lena will put them to very good use!!!

( Private to Lena )

I think I'll be glad to never see a pair of handcuffs again. No offense, Roxie.

( Hexed to Tally )

( Hexed to Tom )

( Hexed to Rhys )

Can we postpone punching stuffed animals, Lena???????

No classes tomorrow is pretty sweet, even if it's for a crap reason. Prefects aren't required to attend or anything, are they?

I was thinking about getting a game of dodgeball on broomsticks going tomorrow. Anyone's welcome. Mixed house teams. And if no one's interested, I guess I'll just grab Rhys and throw Bludgers at him or something. How's that sound, mate?

[Private to Tom]

Do you

So I was think

Oi.

[/Private]

Fifth year officially sucks so far. I have no idea what is going on, so ask Alice.

Or, you know, someone who has actually been a prefect for longer than a week.

[Private to Tally]

WHAT THE SHIT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PREFECT AND NOW SOMEONE IS DEAD AND I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING PREFECTLY ABOUT THIS CRAP WHAT THE SHIT I CAN'T DO THIS




Okay. Yeah. I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go throw my badge out the window and see if the Giant Squid can catch it.

[/Private]

Blah, blah, blah, OWLs. I bet Tom is already studying for NEWTs.

( blaaaah o/~ )